HawkeyeTom

Welcome to the Service Center

hawkeyetom — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:24:46 +0000

Is there someone you know that is need of a major serve? Stop by HawkeyeTom’s service center blog and serve them in front of everyone. This creation is Joe Daddy’s brainchild…his brain is now so overworked after this idea he’ll probably fail out of college for wasting so much of his already limited intelligence on a blog page idea, we owe it to him to use it!

Thursday night challenge for 6/8/06

hawkeyetom — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 03:20:02 +0000

Nothing has been set yet. There is talk of the goldfish swallow and puke but it has not been confirmed. Judging by my ability to force myself to puke I don’t think I’ll take part. However, I’m more than willing to throw a couple bucks in for any likely contestants…

I am the Eggman…

hawkeyetom — Tue, 30 May 2006 18:05:48 +0000

The bet for Thursday night has been issued. Thursday June 1st we will be consuming raw eggs. Yeah yeah, they say salmonella etc. will make you sick…I did some research, 1 in every 30,000 eggs are contaminated. Thats .003% of all eggs that are produced. Hens that are caged and not organically fed are more likely to have contaminated eggs…who cares anyway, we’ll puke them up either way.
I have not come up with rules for this challege yet but it looks like it is going to be 1 egg every 2-3 minutes untill there is one man standing…offical rules to be posted later this week.

Gallon challenge

hawkeyetom — Fri, 19 May 2006 14:02:01 +0000

Challenge for Thursday 5/25:
Bring your own gallon of milk, $5 buy in winner take all. You have one hour to finish your gallon, puking is an automatic disqualification. Side bets are encouraged…

Pickle juice challenged

hawkeyetom — Wed, 17 May 2006 21:29:48 +0000

This challenge has been issued to Brennan and Joe

Here are the terms (subject to change):
I give the winner $5 for drinking all the pickle juice out of the jar first. In order to win you must drink ALL of the juice. Puking is an automatic disqualification, unless you eat all the pickles from the jar before the other person finishes their juice.

The jars are one gallon (picles included).

Hawkeyes Bitches!

hawkeyetom — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:36:08 +0000

It’s official, Iowa vs. Ohio State September 30th kickoff is at 7pm! Is there anything better than tailgating for over 8 hours?!? press-citizen article

Apple River Tubing

hawkeyetom — Tue, 16 May 2006 17:29:31 +0000

Guys-
I’m going to use this blog page to update everyone on the trip. If you have any questions put them on the blog. If I don’t have your e-mail address send it to me or post it on here.

Trip update: We had planned on going Friday July 14th – Sunday July 16th. Turns out that Ozzfest is there that weekend, as cool as it could possibly be, it could suck major ass. After Joe and I found out that Ozzfest fuckers were going to be there we decided to switch to the following weekend. The cost will still be about 33.99 per person (plus the other random trash fees they have). I need to make sure that eveyone will still be able to go so I can make the reservations. Either post on here or e-mail me that you are in or out.
More info about the trip from the site if you’re interested www.floatrite.com

-Tom

New Start

hawkeyetom — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 03:31:09 +0000

The last blog page was getting to be a little long. Brennan can spell all new words wrong, Joe can type “sick burn son” while doing his Pee-Wee Herman giggle and King can be King starting from scratch again. You can still browse back to the other conversation by clicking “Talk Smack” category on the right.

HawkeyeTom.com

hawkeyetom — Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:57:07 +0000