Comments on: Welcome to the Service Center

By: JB

JB — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 20:58:56 +0000

I received this email from a one Wild Bill Landis. I figured i should post it since it made me laugh…..but then again, so do klobbo’s weak serves. P.S. Bonaduce bury one.

greatest story of servitude youve ever heard:

Two mondays ago on eof my co-workers brought in these peanut butter/caramel-delight-cookies….to which i ate alldatlongdotcomdotcom, and there were leftovers come the day’s end. “bill, why dont you take these home with you?” i thought to myself, “holy moly, those are gonna taste even better ‘later,’ much better than they have all day.” so i replied, “sure, id appreciate that and ill put them to good use.”

one zip lock bag later, and heres comes 530, time to go. so im walking down the street, with my cookies in the breast pocket of my coat. great day out, and while standing at the corner, a beautiful girl with a thick russian accent says, “excuse mr., where is state street?” she was hot, too. i think to myslef, man, id love to tell you ALL ABOUT state street….then, just as Im about to answer, this flying obeject flies by my face, and splatters on the ground right by my foot. keep in mind, its a crowded corner at 530 on michigan avenue. i look down, and its an enormous, yellow and green striped loogie. groos. i turn around ot find the source of this monstrocity, and its man,about 40 years of age, staring right back at me. by this time, the girl from russia, BEGGING for state street is involved too. i keep looking at this man, hes about 5 foot nothing, expecting atleast an insincere apology, as does she. the guy says, looking at the girl and striving to impress her, “i bet i make more money than you.” did he just say that???? really???? this guy really barked up the wrong tree i think to myself. then, a big grin stretches across my face as i reach into my pocket, slowly start to pull out my peanutbutter-caramel-delightful-party-cookies, and say, “Well, sir, would you like to have a cookie???” as I shake the baggy slightly above his receded hairline. everyone at the corner, oberving the whole matter, busts into laughter, the girl takes my directions, takes them real deep in fact, and we get the crosswalk light, and i leave the man in his tracks, speechless.

late rtha evening, its true, i DID eat ALL of those cookies. and they were great

By: Bonaduce's Crack Dealer

Bonaduce's Crack Dealer — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:06:59 +0000

I think Kurby is getting frustrated. Quit poking the gorilla Bonaduce.

By: kurt

kurt — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:20:02 +0000

wow, apparently you have something personal against me. i apologize for being such a thorn in your side. clearly i am not witty enough to make fun of someone with a hidden identity. well i guess you win, you’re cool(klabbo), you’re cool (your boi c-wags), i’m out.

By: Bonaduce's Breakdown

Bonaduce's Breakdown — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 00:02:04 +0000

It’s been a while hasn’t it fellas?? I wanted to let kirby think that this was all over and that I was actually scared of him challenging me to a drink off. First of all kirby what are we 16 and in high school again….you’re challenging me to a drink off like you’re some kinda frat fag. This isn’t west point where we go off beat our sister/wife after getting the shit served out of you ya forehead kisser. Second this is not a one Johnathan Bravo or Eric smith like everyone thinks that it is. You’re probably never gonna guess who this is and I would reveal myself under one condition…..Kirby has to fuck the slut we all know as Holli joe, and tape it for all of us former 608ers to watch. I would also like to add to the fact that if anyone knows of any of our friends being any softer than “KURTIS!” let me know, because I have seen a lot of bitches in my day and none of them have a bigger gash than Lampe. what a fag, can’t wait to see what your queer ass has to reply that is going to be gay/dumb/about as witty as bravo serving someone……bury one all of you.

By: HawkeyeTom

HawkeyeTom — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:48:27 +0000

I’ll accept that serve but I’ll put most of the blame on Man Bear Pig, he said he would send the the pics he took but the half-man, half-bear, half-pig man is unreachable.
However, it is pretty ballsy that Klobbo (who partys like a jr. high girl) deliver the serve. While Klobbo’s ability to party is off the charts, his real-life partying is pretty lackluster. I’ll display the true Klobbo on his own created scale of partying from Chris Harper to CWagz…

CH——-|———————————————-CWagz
Klobbo

By: klobbo

klobbo — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:06:50 +0000

we might as well just shut down hawkeyetom.com due to inactivity. you do realize theres been 6 weeks of college football and no new pictures yet right? this website is taking up valuable internet space that could be used by eharmony.com or hornymatch.com. i’d rather spend my time going to a website named buckeyebill.com or gophergus.com where people actually party and take pictures of it. kill yourself tom.

By: kurt

kurt — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:29:57 +0000

sorry not all of us only drink 4 drinks then call it quits, oh wait i forgot how lar you were at the tailgate….soft. maybe you should start to boose on your long days off and maybe you could hang….kill yourself.

By: Dick Blister

Dick Blister — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:34:32 +0000

Also, Lets make this drink off interesting….. see who can the drink the most and NOT piss themselves at the end of the night. U lose every single time, thats real talk. Breaks……… Them The.

By: Dick Blister

Dick Blister — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:29:24 +0000

I still take it seriously Kurt, as I imagine most everyone who frequents this board does. I say the serves continue and possibly even grow in harshness and quantity.

By: kurby

kurby — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:20:01 +0000

well the time has come to reveal your weak self. i challenge you to a drink off of your choice. whoever gets more lar will forever be the person who deserves to get served. unless you step up to the challenge no one will any longer take you seriously, and if they do i challenge all of them also. if you are a soft drinker, which i can only assume, then we can get in the ring to see if i can go 2 for 2 in breaking my hand on a cheesetit, huckelberry finns face. although i can only imagine you will stay behind your hidden identity and continue to fake serve me while i continue to read your unbelievably clever “serves”